
5 Easy Explanations for the Monster in Your Movie
By Darrin Jones / March 13
5. It’s an Alien!
As seen in: Critters, Aliens, Night of the Creeps, Deep Space, and Killer Clowns from Outer Space
Time for my all time favorite explanation for a horror movie monster: aliens. Yes whether they are bursting out of our chests or picking our fruit, we just seem to universally hate aliens.
Well, except for the adorable ones I guess. |
Aliens embody the worst things a monster can be, vicious and smart. If they don’t shoot your head off with a laser blast they’ll tear it off with their barehands.
“Your skull would really feng shui my trophy room.” |
Monsters from outer space are chockfull of nasty little surprises from acid skin to tiny secondary mouths.
Not to mention perfectly white teeth. |
“I’m tall, dark, and this ain’t my tail. Ladies.” |
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